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Joke of the Day

"I heard the Vatican was making a movie. The name? Pope Fiction"

"I watched a documentary on strokes It was a bit one sided"

"Not a joke, sorry, but I'm new to this subreddit... Does this subreddit actually have 36 million ""humorists"" or is that a joke? If so, I don't get it."

"Whenever I poke my cat in the eye and he gets squinty, I feel bad and poke him in the other eye, so I can pretend he's just really high."

"Five. Five dollar. Five dollar (and thirty five cents sales tax) footlong."

"I like my women like WTC7, going down for no reason, that's a conspiracy joke that 9/11 people won't get, it's an inside joke."

"My friend asked why his computer kept crashing. I told him, 'because they can't drive' . (Girlfriend told me this joke)"

"Cats are perfect for those who want to experience the indifference and hostility of the workplace in a pet."

"Dad: ""Hey son, what has four legs and doesn't breathe?"" Son: ""Haha, you can't fool me again Dad! A chair!"" Dad: ""Not this time, son. Our dog died."""

"A lot of people are only alive because I shed too much hair to ever get away with murder."