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Joke of the Day
"You know what sucks? A vacuum! You know what else sucks? An overused, crappy joke."
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"It's been said that bird droppings on the shoulder is good luck... That's crap."
"What did the homeless guy eat after he dropped his hamburger? Ground beef"
"Bald people struggle with improv, They can't seem to come up with anything off the top of their head."
"how wide is the universe? how long is a piece of string theory"
"If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?"
"HEAR YE, MORTALS. AWAKEN FROM THY SLUMBER. FUCKERY DOTH PLAGUE THE LAND. TIS MINE DUTY TO- *falls off barstool*"
"I need to buy a new inflatable love doll. The one I have now is almost full."
"I struggle with an intense fear of becoming disabled It's crippling"
"Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much all the same... Once you've heard Jaun, you've heard Jamal"