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Joke of the Day
"I need to buy a new inflatable love doll. The one I have now is almost full."
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"Anybody wanna go halfsies on an orgasm?"
"I used to be opposed to organ transplant... But after having one done myself; I guess I've had a change of heart."
"What is 2Chainz's favorite TV channel? TruTV"
"I'm not sexist! Sexism is wrong. And being wrong is for women."
"[starts Power Point presentation titled ""Why I'm Breaking Up With You""] Him: Wait, what the--? Me: Please hold all questions until the end."
"What did the West African boy eat for breakfast? Ebola oatmeal..."
"For 20 years, I've pretended to be the head of propaganda at my company. I'm not really, I just tell everyone I am and they believe me."
"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"What do you call a naughty Yazidi child? A little devil"