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Joke of the Day
"I need to buy a new inflatable love doll. The one I have now is almost full."
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"How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size? In square feet."
"How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they have to do it during dinner."
"I wish Laffy Taffy made a more modestly wrapped version for funerals and other occasions where laffing isn't appropriate."
"Did you hear about the middle eastern clowns? ISIS"
"The iPhone 6 Plus sold very well. It was a huge 6s!"
"What is the most painful way to be measured In megahertz"
"White girl frustrated in the 1700's: ""I shan't even"""
"Who is the musician's best friend? The drummer!"
"Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole? A dead baby shot out of a snowblower."