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Joke of the Day
"It's been said that bird droppings on the shoulder is good luck... That's crap."
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"A blowjob will make your day But dry anal will make your hole weak."
"The day I realized my cursing had gotten out of hand. ... was when I dropped the soap in the prison shower and screamed, ""Fuck me right in the ass!"""
"A little girl is having a tea party with her teddy bear, and she asks it.... ""Would you like anything to eat Mr. Bear?"" The bear responds: ""No, I'm stuffed."""
"A man goes to his Doctor. man- Doc i cant stop singing Tom Jones songs, have you ever heard of such a thing? Doctor- Its not unusual."
"Ladies - how do you know if you are having a good time? When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there."
"8/10 black men say they enjoy shower sex. The other two haven't been to prison"
"What do you call a people who serve in Thailand? Thai Fighters"
"what did the locomotive conductor crave once he became a zombie? traaaiins..."
"The guy who invented the ""hokey pokey"" died recently. . . . I heard they had a hard time getting him into the coffin."