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Joke of the Day
"Then god created Saturn, And he liked it. So he put a ring on it"
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"Can I trade this job for what's behind door number 1?"
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"A Nazi walks into a BAR... Browning automatic rifle"
"A skeleton walks into a bar and says, ""Give me a beer and a mop."""
"What is a pedophile's first guitar lesson? How to finger A minor"
"Angel: ""I think we can all agree that 6 is enough."" God (clearly upset about something else): ""NO. GIVE SPIDERS 8 LEGS."""
"Russian Porn Doesn't it get you soviet?"
"It's not my farting that bothers my wife, it's me yelling ""Release the Kraken!!"" right before I do it."