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Joke of the Day

"How do Russians watch online movies? Nyetflix!"

"I recently had an interview with Sony I didn't get the job because I was underqualified."

"Fishy Technology What type of phones do fish use? . . . *Shellular*, of course..."

"Why did the pirate's rap song become such a hit? The bass was pegged, his hook was just right, and it made all the girls shake they booty."

"How do you handle a redheads anger? Gingerly."

"There are two types of people in this world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...."

"What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAAAIIINNNNSS!!! :D"

"Jogging has never helped my memory."

"Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies? He had Jello fever!"

"What do you call a one legged woman? Eileen"