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Joke of the Day

"Is it a bird is it a plane well what ever it is its heading straight for the world trade center Tell me if this joke is even funny."

"What do you call a baby panther? a Newton."

"What did Lincoln say about his experience at Ford theater? He said it was mind blowing."

"Have you heard about Polish Roulette? It's played exactly the same way as Russian Roulette, except with a semi-automatic pistol."

"What's the difference between my dick and my paycheck? I don't have to beg my wife to blow my paycheck."

"If I ever kill someone I'm dumping the body in a cemetery. Police will find it and be like ""oh yeah this makes sense."""

"The Wikipedia's list of rape victims is incomplete... But don't worry! You can help by expanding it!"

"She told me I was a talented lover I told her I studied a broad."

"I'll be shaking hands with business people in front of a globe today if any stock photographers want to make some easy cash."

"What is hail ? Hard boiled rain !"