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Joke of the Day

"The Wikipedia's list of rape victims is incomplete... But don't worry! You can help by expanding it!"

"Why did Hitler kill himself? He finally got the gas bill."

"What do you call a parrot that flew away? A polygon!"

"What's the difference between a nun, and a prostitute in a bathtub? The nun has hope in her soul."

"Keeping a blood capsule in my mouth for the next guy who tells me to smile."

"what will a small left boob will say to the big right boob we are not isomorphic :P"

"Knock Knock! -Who is it? -Santa -Oh, come on in santa. What did you bring me this year!? -Your black friday debts bitch! I'm Santa nder!"

"There are 3 types of woman [reddit!](http://data1.whicdn.com/images/55422337/large.png)"

"What do you call fast midget house cleaners? Minute maids."

"Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog? DogMa"