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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between my dick and my paycheck? I don't have to beg my wife to blow my paycheck."

"Selling a french WW2 rifle Never fired, only dropped once."

"Why did the lawyer have sex with the devil? Because he'd already screwed everyone else!"

"What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars? Top Gear, ^^or ^whatever ^^their ^^new ^^amazon ^^car ^^show ^^will ^^be ^^called."

"Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals? Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America."

"I got into an argument with my parents about video games. It was a stupid reason to fallout for."

"What do you call a potato with one oar? A row-tater."

"I dated my financial advisor for like a year but I lost interest."

"I just want a car with pop-up headlights. Do they still make those? Love would be good too."

"What's a pirate's favorite bomb? The tsARRR bomba."