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Joke of the Day
"She told me I was a talented lover I told her I studied a broad."
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"Old joke for Halloween. Why do witches not wear panties? For better grip on the broom"
"My wallet is like an onion. When I open it.. it makes me cry."
"Two deer are leaving a gay bar... and one say to the other in disappointment ""man, I can't believe I blew 20 bucks in there"""
"If the camera really does add 10 pounds Do Ethiopian kids even exist?"
"My girlfriend in college left me for another woman. I completely misunderstood her when she said she was going to study a broad."
"*wakes up w/phone in hand* Me:[texting] Sorry I fell asleep on ya last night *text chime* Couch: I'm like right here why are you texting me?"
"How do you make a hormone? Refuse to pay her"
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