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Joke of the Day
"What's one of the worst things about giving a man a blow job? The view."
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"Still super weird to me that humans can make other smaller humans. I wish mozzarella sticks could make other smaller mozzarella sticks."
"People think I'm a hugger, but I'm actually shaking them down for snacks."
"A woman's shoes say a lot about her feelings believe it or not. For example, if they're behind her ears, she likes you."
"What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White? Shaking Bad."
"Two law students walk into a bar. They both failed."
"By all means, get married. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
"What do they pass around after dinner at Buckingham Palace? Under Eights."
"What does a male prostitute say when his phone keeps ringing after he's seen 3 clients in a row? ""FOUR FUCKS ACHE!!"""
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching my license plate before I ran down all the people I hate"