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Joke of the Day

"Still super weird to me that humans can make other smaller humans. I wish mozzarella sticks could make other smaller mozzarella sticks."

"A wise man once said........................... nothing,,, He just let her vent"

"A guy from Michigan dies and wake up in Hell. ""At least I'm still in Michigan."""

"What alternative energy does Trump propose? White power"

"Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? Because he wanted to... ""Get along little doggy"""

"Two guys are talking in a bar. ""My wife just left me for my best friend."" ""Oh my! That's so bad! Since when was that dude your best friend?"" ""Since he left with my wife."""

"Is anyone going to tell America's Funniest Home Videos about youtube?"

"Whenever I see a bored boyfriend following his girlfriend around while she picks out clothes to try on I whisper ""I'd never do that to you"""

"Always heard this on the playground growing up... Pete and Repeat were in a boat, but Pete fell out. Who was left?..."

"What university has the most brightest students and staff? University of Brighton"