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Joke of the Day
"Should I have a baby after 35? No 35 children is enough."
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"I Have a Joke About the Palestinian Refugee Crisis... ... But Israeli Bad."
"What did the dentist see at the North Pole?...A molar bear"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? The first side smelled bad."
"If there's ever a zombie apocalypse, I really hope it starts in Vegas Because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."
"What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of co-ordination? HAND-EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"
"Who's got the tightest bod in the North Pole? Abdominal Snowman"
"What do you call a prosthetic arm for a dog? Faux paw."
"This sushi restaurant has the worst service ever. ""Sir, this is an aquarium."""
"A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair."