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Joke of the Day

"Cheating at a limbo contest.... that's about as low as you can get!"

"Dear Kanye West, Take the diaper off your daughter and put it around your face. A lot of crap has been coming from it lately"

"WHAT DO WE WANT?!?! A CURE FOR TOURETTES!!! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!?! FUCK!!!"

"I was informed last week that ""cheat day"" does not mean what I thought it did. In related news: Baby, sit down. I have to tell you somethin"

"The cops just showed up at work & all the workers that have been in trouble before fled. At least that's what I can see from under my desk."

"I once met a girl with 12 nipples Sounds funny, dozen tit"

"This relationship is over. Over. ~dumping someone via walkie talkie."

"Let me drink about it and get back to you."

"Don't make fun of fat people; they have enough on their plate."

"It's always a special moment when you finally get to hear those three words you've been waiting for....... ""Your order's ready."""