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Joke of the Day
"I got a purebred Beagle puppy for my wife I thought it was an awesome trade."
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"What do potheads do when they see a fire? Stop, drop, and roll"
"What do you call baby ents that are going to war? The infantree."
"Who just can't get enough of one liners? Coke addicts."
"*Goes to bathroom *Reaches down to unzip *Discovers pants have been unzipped for the last 4 hours *Starts wearing underwear"
"How do you know a introvert likes you... He stares at your shoes instead of his."
"What's Funnier then an Obama Joke? DEZ NUTZ!!!"
"Remember to look both ways before crossing a woman."
"Jesus spoke to me yesterday... But I don't like talking to my roofers, so I had his brother Juan tell him not to do that in the future."
"""Please stop misquoting me on Twitter,"" said my boss. ""It makes me sad because I am a large baby with a stupid haircut"""