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Joke of the Day

"What soft drink do pigs like best? Root beer."

"Why cant a nose be 12 inches long? Cause then it would be a foot."

"What do you call a funny jar of mayonnaise? Lmayo."

"I now have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it."

"Women and their rights"

"People who say ""I hate to bother you"" need to learn to hate it a little bit more."

"I used to think that Sarah Palin was a closed minded conservative Christian. ... but then I found out she is also into palm reading."

"Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas? Because everyone there hates integration."

"You know what makes a lot of sense? A dollar"

"The only real importance in life is getting ahead. Head. I meant to say head."