175949

Joke of the Day

"CAUTION: Even if your wife uses dual a sim phone, save both the number under one name ""WIFE"". Never save it as ""Wife 1"" & ""Wife 2""."

"Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? She uses the other hand to moan."

"I bought a parrot... And it could talk. But it did not say ""I'm hungry."" So it died."

"I saw an advert for a 1 TV. It said ""The volume is stuck on full."" Well, I can't turn that down, can I?"

"HE: Look My Sweety, a star is falling.... Make a wish quick!!! SHE: To Get Married with you my love <3 He: Ohh Sweetheart... I think that was just an airplane light :D"

"When is a car not a car? When it turns into a parking lot."

"If the opposite of PRO is CON, then what is the opposite of progress"

"Money talks ...but all mine ever says is good-bye."

"Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one."

"Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."