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Joke of the Day

"When I go to a birthday party... I like to pull out the gifts I got and show and tell everyone what I brought for the birthday person... I just want my presence to be known..."

"A great idea for Shark Tank Mark Cuban Cigars."

"Lame Joke I was going to post an old joke, but then I realised that most of you had already reddit."

"*knock knock* whos there? sir theres been an accident. theres been an accident who?"

"Yo mommas so old... She sees Dr. Grant."

"JOKE: How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb? She gives birth to a son."

"What did the hebrew tree say when the French man asked it's name? Jew Maple"

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea? Nobody's ever paid money to have a lentil on their face."

"Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory? Because she was fed up with the hole business."

"Why do pigs never recover from illness ? Because you have to kill them before you cure them !"