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Joke of the Day
"What did the hebrew tree say when the French man asked it's name? Jew Maple"
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"What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11? One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy"
"Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell."
"When will the hospital equipment arrive? defibrillater"
"Oh no, a subtweet. You got me."
"What do you call a truck with only five Mexican passengers? Under capacity"
"What did the coach say to his star player after he pissed his pants? Hey man urine"
"To take revenge, I'LL EAT CHINESE."
"GOD: I designed this world with a purpose, why did u change everything PEOPLE: We [pug walks by] GOD: What...the HELL...is that"
"Two scientists walk into a bar The first scientist orders H2O. The second scientist says ""Who the hell goes to a bar and orders water?"""