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Joke of the Day
"Warning: racist I saved a drowning black family once ... ... as a JPG."
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"There's a job in the paper for a park litter attendant. Experience is not necessary, you just pick it up as you go along."
"*Hands you a handbasket* You know what to do......."
"""anything new with you?"" not really ""any cool projects at work? nope ""meeting with friends?"" no ""seeing anybody?"" why are you doing this?"
"I was never good at French in school. Just remembering how to say ""bread"" is le pain."
"What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow? Mufasa!"
"What is the #1 cause of paedophilia? Sexy children."
"I was born Mary Patterson... but then I married and, naturally, I took my husbands name. So now I'm Neil Patterson. From ""A Bit of Fry and Laurie"""
"What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:"
"""Computers will never replace humans."" - Cannibal wisdom."