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Joke of the Day
"I hear something. Do you hear that? HERE COMES THAT BOI OH SHIT WADDUP!"
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"If a woman that likes younger men is called a cougar... Then a man that likes little boy is called a nittany tiger."
"if you're happy and you know it... then the chemtrails are working Edit: credit to Welcome to Nightvale"
"I've fallen in love with a pencil and we're getting married. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B."
"What do a daycare and my basement have in common? Both have a bunch of screaming children in them."
"Two people who like the same things will be good friends but two people who hate the same things will be best friends"
"Knock knock ..."
"A recent survey in the UK asked the following question: Are there too many foreigners in this country now? 18% answered: **YES** 82% answered ** **"
"""Paintings or it didn't happen."" - 1700's-1920"
"Knock knock Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you."