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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the woman who beat Usain Bolt? Turns out it was race related."

"WOULD YOU RATHER: have six arms or giant antlers? (You don't really get a choice; the surgeons were just sort of curious.)"

"There were ten zebras in the zoo. All but nine escaped. How many were left? Nine!"

"Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then, when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that."

"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger? His mom is Thai and his dad is......."

"Every day I spend a few hours on a running track. Next week I might even turn it on."

"What did the fisherman say to the street magician? Pick a cod, any cod!"

"My grandmother died and left me a tomato. I shouldn't have asked for any heirlooms."

"Why do cannibals never go hungry? Because they can make themselves dinner."