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"So I've been chatting with this 13 year old girl online. Now she tells me she's an undercover cop. How cool is that for someone her age?"
"I used to have a bird called ""Stockholm syndrome"" who lived on my shoulder. I used to hate the bastard, but in the end, he grew on me."
"What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed? Inception"
"Where do you send a Jew with ADHD? A concentration camp!"
"Found out i was colourblind the other day.. Hit me right out of the purple"
"A guy comes into a bar. No, wait... it was a horse. So, a guy comes into a horse."
"What did the porn star wear to court? Birthday suit"
"GF: ...I'm pregnant ME: *holding a 10-piece chicken nuggets box that actually has 11 nuggets* I've also got some pretty big news"
"How do you make holy water? You take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it."