75558

Joke of the Day

"A guy comes into a bar. No, wait... it was a horse. So, a guy comes into a horse."

"What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ? A flat fish !"

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym? I'll re-rack."

"and asks for a drink. A time traveller walks into a bar"

"Sex can burn 200 calories an hour. I better go on a diet."

"Q: Why are farmers cruel? A: They pull corn by the ears."

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised as youth. Jewish women won't touch anything that's not at least 10% off."

"If you're in Los Angeles and lost your wallet near the Starbucks on Melrose I found your wallet but not the $58 inside it."

"Damn Girl, Are You Harambe's Pit? Cause I wanna drop my children in you"

"""When I saw you driving down the road I guessed 55 at least."" ""You're wrong officer it's only my hat that makes me look that old."""