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Joke of the Day
"Why did Adele cross the road? To get to the other side. Sorry."
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"I gave a blind man 10$ He told me he'll pay me back the next time he sees me."
"Kidnappers: We have your husband. Send us $10,000 if you ever want to see him again. Me: Where I should drop off his clothes?"
"Dad just dropped this at my cousin's 8th birthday party...I was the only one to burst out laughing.. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles."
"How too make a redditor gets mad. Oh is easy. All you need are too fuck you're English."
"When you're on a date that's not going well, just start talking about genital psoriasis. You're welcome."
"Whoever named it a ""mobile"" phone obviously didn't anticipate me spending the day on the couch covered in crumbs reading Twitter."
"What does a man with a 12 inch penis have for breakfast? this morning I had bacon and eggs."
"I like how McDonalds mixes the napkins in the to-go bag with the greasy food, so that even when I'm wiping my mouth I can get fatter."
"I was eating out this girl the other day and there was Horse semen in there and I was like ""Damn,Grandma that is how you died"""