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Joke of the Day
"TIL %90 of statistics are made up. The other %10 comes after you make a title."
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"My dick is like my ring finger... Average in length and width and probably won't see much use until marriage."
"When bae isn't bae anymore Baygon"
"""I think this chlorine is healing my anal fissure."" - Things not to say in a swimming pool. Apparently."
"A line to use on Polish people You must be a magnetic Pole because I'm attracted to you."
"Remove all the poles if you don't want me stripping, Mr. Bus Driver."
"Did you hear the newspaper headline about the escaped lunatic who raped a woman and ran away? ""Nut screws and bolts""."
"What do you call a talk on male anatomy? A semenar"
"I'm trying get a job as a geometry teacher... Because I want to make at least 6 figures."
"What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer? Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute."