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Joke of the Day
"To take revenge, I'LL EAT CHINESE."
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"My girlfriend has the body of a Greek Godess; Imaginary"
"What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants? ""It's driving me nuts!"""
"Terry wogans head stene is to be left blankity blank"
"I've come from the future to let you know the Chilean miners will be OK, and that we haven't yet perfected time travel."
"How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One they're just like the rest of us except they're good with money."
"What Were Franco's Secret Police Called? The Gazpacho"
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"In the final analysis, why did Yu do better than Hu? Hu died and left Yu king. Wait a minute - how can you so sure about what's after death? Who died and left you king? Isn't that what I just said?"
"the ultimate pick up poem as told by my drunk father Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a gun, Get in the van"