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Joke of the Day

"How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One they're just like the rest of us except they're good with money."

"Knock Knock **Who's there?** You **You who?** Yoo hoo big summer blowout!"

"What's the best thing about a woman? She doesn't have a dick! I'm so, so sorry."

"What do snake charmers do in the rain? Turn on their windshield vipers."

"Why are hula dancers so pretentious? Because their hips stir."

"What did Hillary Clinton say when she got to the restaurant? ""Can I have a private server?"""

"Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned? So Catholics could do this [makes the sign of the cross], instead of this [bangs self in head with fists]."

"A blind man with a dog... A blind man with a dog said, ""One day I'll see it all."" Then he sat down with his hammer and saw."

"What do you call 5 black guys on a stage? An auction"

"Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral? One less drunken Irishman"