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Joke of the Day

"The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back."

"Went to see my doctor and he told i was going to have to stop masturbating I asked why and he said ""Because im trying to examine you!"""

"POP RACIST MATH PROBLEM QUIZ! Jamal has $600 rims on his car. He's traveling at 45 mph. How many children does Jamal have? show your work."

"What do you get if you cross the Titanic with The Sixth Sense? Icey dead people."

"""The new Star Wars comes out in two years"". (Luke 20:15)."

"i have an iq of 152 so actually its not ""dumb"" that im trapped in this tiny slide for children"

"Whenever a long lost friend calls me, I get suspicious & wonder if he's calling me to sell Amway products.."

"What happened to the blind surgeon? He got the sack."

"Why did the vegetable band break up? They couldn't keep a beet."

"Assuming Twitter is legally binding, when I die, please wrap me in a giant ball of burrata as this is my greatest wish. Thank you."