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Joke of the Day

"i have an iq of 152 so actually its not ""dumb"" that im trapped in this tiny slide for children"

"Donald Trump wants to ban shredded cheese... He wants to make America grate again"

"I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of prison... ...but apparently you can't end a sentence with a proposition."

"Heard they are making the Tetris movie into a trilogy... They must think its going to be a real blockbuster."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, you chauvinist asshole!"

"Who is this Rorschach guy and why does he have so many pictures of my parents fighting?"

"How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced? A buccaneer."

"If your sandwiches were made with the end Wonder bread slices, you weren't their favorite child."

"I love doing sports related activities My two most favorite are the pre-workout and post-workout meals."

"I wonder if this whole Ebola thing is going to go viral Thoughts?"