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Joke of the Day

"i have an iq of 152 so actually its not ""dumb"" that im trapped in this tiny slide for children"

"Now I'm not saying pollution has hit dangerous levels in New Delhi, but all my friends there are celebrating Nausea November."

"Apparently O.J. Simpson is getting remarried He decided to take another stab at it"

"For Halloween this year, I'm gonna be a dish. Because bitches do dishes."

"I didn't flan on getting divorced and now my wife wants custardy and she's pudding our kids in the middle :("

"This part of the joke is called the setup. This part is not."

"There was a man who entered a local newspaper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns--maybe one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

"A random Aussie called me a cunt. I guess we are like best friends now."

"How many vowels are in the word 'vowel'? Four. O, double-u and e."

"Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball? Because he couldn't find a date!"