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Joke of the Day

"Happy Halloween... may all of your skeletons stay in the closet where they belong! "

"What do you call a cheese that isn't yours? NACHO CHEESE!"

"Which country has the highest number of foolish people? Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish"

"The girl next door looks over at me, then her phone, then makes a disgusted look on her face. I think she's just found my twitter account"

"I just left my job. I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me. What did he say? You're fired."

"Life is like a box of Chocolates It doesn't last as long for fat people."

"I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow! Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""

"Unscramble: pnise If you got spine, you are correct. The rest of you have been on twitter too long."

"I could solve the energy crisis if there was a way to harness the power of how precisely wrong the airport security line I always pick is."

"Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice? For the Halibut"