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Joke of the Day

"Unscramble: pnise If you got spine, you are correct. The rest of you have been on twitter too long."

"What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck"

"I still remember the last thing my grandma said before she kicked the bucket. ""hey, watch me kick this bucket""."

"Never sure of the differences between a crocodile, an alligator, and a staple remover."

"I like my men, like I like my subway A foot long."

"Doctor says, ""I've got good news and bad news..."" The bad news is that you have Alzheimer's. The good news is now you can hide your own Easter eggs!"

"New slogan for cats: ""Ever go to the zoo and want to snuggle a tiger but don't want to die? Cats."""

"MAST JOKES: I was fall from 4th floor http://mastjoks.blogspot.com/2013/01/i-was-fall-from-4th-floor.html#.UQasZ2fq90Q.reddit"

"I asked my mom to tell me a joke... ""Your love life"" wasn't the response I was looking for."

"There are three types of people in the world. Those that understand math and those that don't."