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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cheese that isn't yours? NACHO CHEESE!"
Next Joke
"How do you call a dog with no legs ? You don't call it, you pick it up."
"If you speak Japanese... Why would you support Trump? He's such a card."
"If two wrongs don't make a right, what do two rights make? The first airplane."
"OP's sex life."
"How do you feel when there is no coffee? Depresso"
"technically speaking being gay used to make me happy"
"Have you ever traveled in time? How about now?"
"So excited for work tomorrow! Also, I typically show excitement by listening to Coldplay and crying for a solid 45 minutes."
"How many qataris does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just make the nepalese do it."