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Joke of the Day

"I could solve the energy crisis if there was a way to harness the power of how precisely wrong the airport security line I always pick is."

"A priest, a jew, and an atheist all walk into a bar... ...You'd think one of them would've seen it!"

"I was going to tell a suicide bomber joke, but I feel that it would just blow up in my face."

"let me uncover this truth son-of-a-bitch"

"I take off my blindfold. Before me is a gory tableau of death and destruction, bodies strewn across the landscape. The pinata is unscathed."

"I like my women how I like my whiskey. 13 years old and mixed up with coke."

"What does the janitor say when he jumps out of the closet? supplies!!!!!!!!!!"

"What do you call an ant from overseas ? Impartant"

"""Donald says he wants to run for President and move on into the White House... ...why not; it wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home"" -Snoop Dogg"

"Why repent? I pented just last week."