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Joke of the Day
"Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice? For the Halibut"
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"Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill? He died."
"what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You told her twice already... "
"Statistics say that there's at least one gay guy in a group of friends, I hope it's Tim ... He's really cute."
"How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Racists dont like to be enlightened."
"I've learned a lot about women. Ex: if you're going to the hospital for a gunshot wound & she asks for tampons, you'd better stop on the way"
"What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?"" ""You're fine how am I? """
"Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before."
"How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal? handsfree"
"MMO players are the best people in bed. They're good grinders."