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Joke of the Day

"I just passed a beer truck on the highway. ""Wait a minute. I'm named after beer?!!?"" -My 6 yr old son, Miller"

"I think I speak for Earth when I say that I'm ready for Justin Bieber to turn to hard drugs and squander his wealth, eventually losing fame."

"In the style of Mitch Hedberg. I don't like fish eggs on my sushi... ...because I'm against abortion"

"Our credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it .... The thief is spending less than my wife did."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? One doesn't cry sexism when you fire it."

"If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP."

"What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants? They took my hijab!"

"I would tell you a gay joke... Butt fuck it"

"What will santa bring your fish this christmas? A scale letrix!"

"An Irishman applies to a job at a Blacksmiths ""Have you any experience at shoeing horses?"" asks the Blacksmith ""No"" says the Irishman ""but i once told a donkey to fuck off"""