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Joke of the Day
"I would tell you a gay joke... Butt fuck it"
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"I'd tell you guys a Casey Anthony joke.. But my mother would kill me."
"Russian skater just explained that he is ""not a robot,"" proving, of course, that he is a robot. #Olympics"
"If you haven't used your fingers to ""expand"" a picture in a Magazine today, well then you're not me."
"What the plate say to the other plate? Dinners on me"
"Ahhhh,,, At last, my wife has found something her butt does not look big in............... Walmart"
"I put $1 aside every time my girlfriend has sex with me, and that's how much I'll spend for her birthday present So far I'm getting one fancy-ass glove."
"If you smell Axe body spray on your lawyer you're going to jail."
"How much do all the bones in the human body weigh? A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out."
"Final words to David before surgery: ""If I don't make it? Swear you'll have me cremated & snort my ashes off a hooker's ass."" He promised."