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Joke of the Day

"Our credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it .... The thief is spending less than my wife did."

"A man entered 10 puns into a pun contest. When he called in to ask if any of his puns won the contest, the organizer told him, ""No pun in ten did."""

"What is Paula Deens Least Favorite Pokemon? Butterfree"

"A taliban and his wife are getting ready to go to sleep at night... ...but before that, the taliban goes out to pee. He returns back all wet. ""Is it raining outside?"" ""No, it's windy..."""

"Mariah Carey'a New Year's performance. That's it..."

"My new Toyota is going to be in a new movie . . . Just a small part. It's just a Camryo."

"Learning from your own mistakes is the biggest mistake you can make. Carefully observe the stupidity of others and learn from theirs instead"

"How does one respond to a black guy sending you a dick pic? TL;DR"

"A single text to my mom is like pulling that loose thread on a sweater."

"What's Mike Tyson's favorite Scarlett Johansson film? Luthy."