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Joke of the Day
"such a hipster... they were into Adele before she got big."
Next Joke
"What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home."
"Old lady across from me in ER waiting room just asked me, ""So are you sick?"" No, I'm just here for the free CNN."
"It's a fucking frisbee. Stop trying to make a sport out of it."
"I remember when my grand father first got his pace maker Every time he would go to use the microwave he would piss his pants and forget who he was for about an half an hour or so."
"Everyone is entitled to my opinion."
"What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes? Dishrespectful..."
"(fully aware that i am always more tired after a nap than i was before) this time will be different"
"What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed? Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY? Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)"
"What does the Pope and a Christmas tree have in common? The balls are for decoration only"