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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend and I really like the alphabet I kept 25 of the letters but I gave her the D."
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"Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving? Because all they serve is cold turkey."
"I don't hate you, I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence."
"Little Susie goes to the doctor... Little Susie goes to the doctor. Doctor puts a stethoscope on her back and says, ""Ok now, big breathes."" Susie says, ""I know! And I'm only 12!"""
"A Northern Virginian dies and wakes up in Hell He is surprised that Maryland can wake the dead."
"Why do Jews hate sex? Because porkin isn't kosher."
"Why are white people the scariest in prison? Because you know they're guilty."
"Asians are such bad drivers I am beginning to think Pearl Harbor was an accident. Just jacked this from a comment on ask Reddit....thought it should be shared."
"What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons? Jose and Hose-B"
"Randomly print things to give your co-workers the impression you're working."