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Joke of the Day
"I had a dream where I was a car muffler... It was exhausting."
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"I'm sitting in a booster seat in the back of a minivan because I want to teach my kids right and my 8yo called shotgun fair & square."
"What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike? An Ethiopian"
"To successfully fight a bear, strike it firmly in the sternum with an open palm. Congratulations. You are now fighting a bear."
"Stop bragging about your 10,000 lakes, Minnesota. You don't hear Iowa going on and on about its 12,000 smells."
"There's no way smoking meth is as addictive or stressful as watching Breaking Bad."
"What would be Jesus' favorite gun? A Nail Gun."
"I was homeschooled so my back to school pics were of me standing in front of the house before I went back inside."
"What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan? Saladdin."
"What do you call a group of religious oranges? Jehovah's citruses."