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Joke of the Day
"I had a dream where I was a car muffler... It was exhausting."
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"My girlfriend is ridiculously good at deepthroating... It's actually not that great because she only gets to do it when she cheats on me with black guys."
"I want to lose weight, but I don't want to get caught up in one of those ""Eat right and exercise"" scams."
"I might invent a new beer, call it ""Occasionally"". When people ask if I drink, I can say I drink Occasionally' this way they won't think i'm an alcoholic."
"Today Happy fathers day kids"
"What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank? A polterheist."
"So I'm taking a Terrorism and Covert Politics class Pretty sure I bombed the midterm."
"Have you seen the movie constipated? It hasn't come out yet."
"What did the carnivore say to the vegan? ""That's a missed-steak"""
"What did the math teacher tree say to the music teacher tree? Nice log rhythms"