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Joke of the Day

"How do you know when there's a lead singer on your porch? They can't find the right key and don't know when to come in."

"What did the girl say when her boyfriend asked her to rate the size of his penis? Urinate (heh just made this one up)"

"What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has a date on Valentine's day."

"What do call a poor black man listening to classical music? A Baroque nigga."

"Did you hear about the Antennas that got married? The wedding was lame, but the reception was great!"

"If 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people', does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"

"What has 8 legs and makes a woman scream? Gang rape"

"Who is the strongest thief? A shoplifter."

"Once a neighbor kid asked if my dog had any nicknames & I lied & made a bunch up & now whenever I see her she asks how Tree Trunk' is doing"

"My Son's #1 Concern When my three-year-old was told to pee in a cup at the doctor's office, he unexpectedly got nervous. With a shaking voice, he asked, ""Do I have to drink it?"""