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Joke of the Day

"My Son's #1 Concern When my three-year-old was told to pee in a cup at the doctor's office, he unexpectedly got nervous. With a shaking voice, he asked, ""Do I have to drink it?"""

"What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay? I ain't no snitch."

"What is the core of Uranus called Urectum"

"I got a chainsaw in the mail today. Now I have to send saws to five other people."

"Ice cream sandwich listens intently through the wall of the refrigerator as turkey and mayo whisper, ""He's not a real sandwich."""

"Frank has no arms. **Knock knock who's there?** Not Frank."

"Boyfriend: You know you can..... Boyfriend: You know you can be a real bitch. Girlfriend: I have been called worse. Boyfriend: Like what? Girlfriend: Your girlfriend!"

"My TCP server is getting fat Too many processed syn-acks"

"What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? You can spill your beer on a fiddle."

"Alright let's hear them. Your best and favorite knock knock jokes. Me: I have a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Person: Knock knock Me: Who's there"