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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has a date on Valentine's day."

"b b q why is it that latinos don't bar b que? the rice and beans keep falling thru the grill"

"What do snake charmers do in the rain? Turn on their windshield vipers."

"Number Bullying 1 was making fun of 0 for being fat and how he equates to nothing. This continued for several weeks until 0 had enough. He grabs 1 by his throat and shouts ""Stop boolean me!""."

"How did Mace die? He was thrown out the Windu."

"There's a band called 1023 MB. They haven't had a gig yet."

"Accepting water from a salesperson is a sign of weakness. *faints from dehydration*"

"I wonder what my dog named me."

"I don't know about you guys... but I don't want Trump's trickle down economics...."

"TIFU by reposting Just kidding. You fuckers love reposts."