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Joke of the Day

"Once a neighbor kid asked if my dog had any nicknames & I lied & made a bunch up & now whenever I see her she asks how Tree Trunk' is doing"

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"Velcro sanitary towels... They're a bloody rip off"
"PWND! FIRST!!"
"The tragedy of Jack & Jill is they went *up* the hill to get water. You get water from the *bottom* of a hill. Stupidity killed them."
"I like my slaves the same way I like my coffee Free"
"What if when the machines gain self awareness they just constantly text us and ask what we're up to and invite us to play FB games"
"What does a flamboyantly gay Gingerbread man do when he gets angry? He ginger-snaps. http://i49.tinypic.com/22gqk7.jpg"
"Knock knock -Honda. -Honda who? -*Honda the wings of love*"
"Joseph: no rooms? Dude she's about to give birth to humanity's savior Innkeeper: sorry busy around Christmas time J: wtf around what time"
"Farted in front of my Jewish boss today. He wasn't impressed. It's not like a little gas ever killed anyone."