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Joke of the Day

"If 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people', does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"

"What do you call someone who never farts in public? A PRIVATE TUTOR"

"Win every disagreement by saying "" I know. I'm from the future."" Because they can argue with you, but not science."

"I opened Twitter at a red light once, and when I looked up, a week had passed and I was sitting in police impound."

"A joke about Chinese censo...mods [removed] [no-explanation] [wewillfindyou]"

"What has no legs, nor arms, but sucks a mean dick? A vacuum cleaner."

"Did you know that Iceland has the death penalty! It's called Ramadan"

"How to be funny [OC] How to be funny: 1) Why 2) Was 3) Six 4) Afraid 5) Of 6) Seven 7) 8) 9)"

"[sex addiction group] ""Hi, my name is Fred, and as I've got a saxophone in my hand it's fair to assume I misread the ad"""

"""Your resume has MPGMA listed under hobbies. What exactly is that?"" Making people guess the meaning of acronyms."