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Joke of the Day
"What has 8 legs and makes a woman scream? Gang rape"
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"What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood? ""You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"""
"What did one redneck say to the other? If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich."
"The biggest joke of all time! My existence"
"To live 98 years and have NO enemies"
"People who use that snobby pronunciation of ""vase"" make me want to punch them in the foz."
"A guy wins a contest s] \ A guy wins a contest at home depot Home depot manager:""Alright sir for your prize would you rather have a ladder or 1 million dollars?"" Man:""I'll take the latter."""
"What's the difference between a black man and batman? Batman can go into a store without Robin!"
"Great Scot, Marty! You know what you'd get if I locked myself in a room with the old-me from 1955 and convinced my other self never to build a time machine? A paradox, Marty!"
"""I have 29 seconds left to live... Please let me just hear our song before I die"" Anything you want! *googles song* *30 second ad plays* NOO"