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Joke of the Day

"My wife complained that I don't give her flowers anymore. I replied that she doesn't give me blow jobs anymore."

"The obvious way to smuggle drugs past a drug sniffing dog would be to hide it in another dog's ass."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To say hello from the other side"

"What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert? A daydreamer stares out of windows."

"""Sorry I didn't have a chance to clean up the place,"" I say as I wave dismissively at the chalk outline drawn on the living room floor."

"Limerick I made about reddit. Spammer would always post to reddit Upvotes he would always get it Always posting for more He was a Karma whore In the end OP was a faggit"

"What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it? H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside."

"Kanye West walks into a bar. But he is as broke as this joke so he goes thirsty."

"How do Italian Jews like their bread? With-a matzah holes in it."

"What's the difference between a hockey team and a New Jersey hooker? A hockey team showers after 3 periods."