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Joke of the Day

"Where I am from, if I was ""16 And Pregnant"" I'd get an ass beating not a TV show."

"I always put pennies in that thing at the convenience store so I can put ""benefactor"" on my resume."

"What do you call a pack of 8 Timbits? A Timbyte"

"I got in a fight with a coworker yesterday... He struck me as a very offended man."

"Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit? His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence"

"Now I know why girls call me handsome If a threesome is with three, and a twosome is with two, now I know why they call me handsome :)"

"Yo mama's like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!"

"How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb? Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!"

"Did you know hippos kill more people than sharks every year? No one has ever seen a hippo kill a shark."

"I hope Death is a man. That way it will come quickly and be over before I know it."