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Joke of the Day

"How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb? Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!"

"When are they going to bring slavery back? I am tired of looking for a job."

"yo mama... yo mama so stupid she thinks yo mama jokes are still funny"

"Oriental Rugs and Tubs... could be a furniture store or a dyslexic whorehouse."

"When you really want fried potatoes, just remember.... Keep your eyes on the fries"

"Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons? Because they keep stepping on the string."

"How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant? Using saxitoxin."

"Filing taxes is so depressing. Do you own a home? No. Have a spouse? Not even close. Kids? Not that I know of. Enjoy your refund, loser"

"The D word that everyone's been feeling at work is depression. I guessed the wrong word, apparently. Aaaaand there's HR calling me. Brb."

"How many gorillas does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but it takes a shitload of lightbulbs."